Get out of my way (you fool!)

Well this might be unfair to pick on this tram conductor for this because he is not by far, the only one to commit such an offense. When I was getting on the tram for that same trip to Birmingham I got on and it was very crowded, now this conductor was making a fuss because I was struggling to get on. He was that busy making a fuss he was standing in my way! I don't half wish people would shut up and let me get on with things if what they are doing is more of a hinderance than a help.

One that I think is very funny is when people say sorry to me and neither of us have done anything to offend the other!

Cold Hands

Once I was shopping in Birmingham and when I am out I always carry a pen and paper around with me where I scribble notes down and if I want to later, write them up. If you know me at all, you know my ability to write with a pen is not very good as my hands are very stiff. Anyhoo, it was really cold when I was there and the very little movement I do have in my hands was frozen away and I was rwally struggling to scribble note down that even I could read! And people wonder why I hate the cold weather so much!

Reincarnation

A friend of mine got married this year and when they were taking the pictures a feather fluttered down and landed on his shoulder. Now he had also lost his Grandad earlier on that year and when his Nan saw the feather she said, "Oooh look, its your Grandad, he's come." He turned round to his other friend and said, "I didn't know me Grandad come back as a pigeon!"

Leave one interesting message after the beep...

Ok well right now I am on a cruise and it started off with us flying to Mexico and staying over night. Anyhoo it was the afternoon here when we arrived at a hotel and we decided to have some lunch and then get some rest. When we got to the room I checked my phone and discovered I hae 23 voicemails waiting for me and I thought "Oh fuck, they can't cope without me for one day!" Well they were all from my mom and they were all saying the same thing, which was nothing! Each one was, "Hello, its your mom," "Hello, its your mom," "Hello, its your mom." As if that wasn't bad enough, I called her back to find out what the actual problem was and she said she just wanted to talk to me! I reminded her that I was in Mexico and she claimed she had forgotten that I was going even thoough I had told her two days before! She then asked when I'd be back and again I said I would be back in four weeks. Wow, the audience really wasn't listening was it?

Did I Do The Right Thing?

Well I started this English and Creative Writing degree two years ago and I am now wondering if it was a mistake, because young people today not can put sentences together even!

A Hat of All Things

Hello, well I saw this old woman today wearing exactly the same hat as me. I could have died. The hat wast from M&S and it is black with white leopardskin print on the brim, rather jazzy for an old woman in her 70s, but of course its the 23-year-old who feels small! I nearly died of embaressment and pointed it out to my other half, who was with me at the time. He said that it was the risk I was running when it came to having stuff from M&S, as it was highly probable that old women would buy the same things. I simply retorted that it was all over the news that old people had no money and so shouldn't be shopping in M&S! Needless to say, he didn't have an answer to that!

A Fish isn't very Animaly!

Hi I am at university and shouldn't be on this blog while I'm here, but I've been getting quite excited because I have aquired a few followers. Shock horror, am I really that interesting? Anyway, I remembered something funny this morning, when I first started pretending to my parents to be a vegetarian I remember my dad was going to the chippy and asked me if I wanted fish and chips, when I said, "I don't eat fish dad," he replied, "You can have a fish! A fish isn't very animally is it!" Not sure what animally means, but if it means an animal then what else is a fish? That is hilarious in itself, but I'm not actually a vegetarian anyway!