A Hat of All Things

Hello, well I saw this old woman today wearing exactly the same hat as me. I could have died. The hat wast from M&S and it is black with white leopardskin print on the brim, rather jazzy for an old woman in her 70s, but of course its the 23-year-old who feels small! I nearly died of embaressment and pointed it out to my other half, who was with me at the time. He said that it was the risk I was running when it came to having stuff from M&S, as it was highly probable that old women would buy the same things. I simply retorted that it was all over the news that old people had no money and so shouldn't be shopping in M&S! Needless to say, he didn't have an answer to that!