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Ok well right now I am on a cruise and it started off with us flying to Mexico and staying over night. Anyhoo it was the afternoon here when we arrived at a hotel and we decided to have some lunch and then get some rest. When we got to the room I checked my phone and discovered I hae 23 voicemails waiting for me and I thought "Oh fuck, they can't cope without me for one day!" Well they were all from my mom and they were all saying the same thing, which was nothing! Each one was, "Hello, its your mom," "Hello, its your mom," "Hello, its your mom." As if that wasn't bad enough, I called her back to find out what the actual problem was and she said she just wanted to talk to me! I reminded her that I was in Mexico and she claimed she had forgotten that I was going even thoough I had told her two days before! She then asked when I'd be back and again I said I would be back in four weeks. Wow, the audience really wasn't listening was it?