Kid on trampoline

The house at the back of mine has one of those big sporting trampolines in the back garden, which the kid often plays on. Anyhoo, one day he seemed to be getting a little over excited on it and his dad shouted at him, "Steady on now, I `ent taking you to hospital with a broken neck!" I just did my signiture stare over the rim of my glasses and said to whoever was in the room, "No, if he breaks his neck, he will just leave him there. I wonder if he will be kind enough to take him to hospital if he breaks his arm?"