Before you say anthing, I know I have been gone for a long time. I get bored very easily you see, especially when there is nothing going on. That's what been the matter in terms of my writing so I have spent that length of time not having a baby, but trying to find some inspiration. I guess you can say I've been having a baby, because sometimes I have been reffering to this idea as my baby. Anyhoo, I am hoping this novel is going to show off my funny side so I am going to tell you some of the funny things that happen to me on a day to day basis. Here's something from yesterday,
I was in a corridor of the MB Block at uni, when this stupid and mithering woman stopped me and asked if I was okay. I replyed that I was and then shot back my usual response of, "You okay?" That's my way of saying, "I can't be bothered to work out if you're patronising me, but if you're not, you can interpret me as being polite. If you are then I am letting you know I can be just as condescending." She then asked me where I was going and when I said "To the lift," giving the usual shifty look I give when I want to say, "Back off and mind you own business." She then asked if I knew where the lift was! Now, baring in mind that this is my fifth year at that university, you would think I'd know my way around by now, wouldn't you?
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