Pudding

Someone once asked someone else if they wanted any pudding and they asked what they had got to offer them. This person then prooceed, "I have apple pie, is cream, ice lollies..." and they answered, "No wait, I'll have some popeye..." The person dishing out the food then rolled they're eyes towards me and then back to them. They said in typical black country style, "Ay..." and this other person looked back at them, as though they hadn't got a clue what was going on and said, "What did ya say?" They then looked exasperated and said, "APPLE PIE!!" and the pudding-eater just said, "Oh yeah, apple pie, that'll do..."